I Agree with Leroy Swailes…

…but not his reasoning.

In hearings held last Wednesday, Leroy Swailes, a preacher of some sort, joined Harry Jackson‘s group of supposed D.C. community leaders in testimony on the legality of putting marriage recognition on a ballot. Mr. Swailes is what my grandmother would’ve called “a bubble off plumb”.

Warning: This is so, so offensive. You’ve been warned.

I agree with Mr. Swailes that nobody should “look in the eyes of a child and tell a child that they have a choice to be heterosexual or homosexual.” I agree with him because they don’t have a choice. They can choose to hide or not. They can choose to love themselves or not. But they can’t choose to be romantically attracted to a person of the same gender or not.

Other than that, this guy’s on the moon.

On. The. Moon.

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9 thoughts on “I Agree with Leroy Swailes…

  1. “Everyone should have human rights, but you have to be human.” (Gays are sub-human).”Homosexuality will be the extinction of the human race.” (I'd like a t-shirt that says that).This guy's message was incoherent at best. Guys like him are good for us because it makes people think his whole position is as laughable as he is.

  2. was I supposed to be doing some kind of algebra? what was that? discrimination = a negative + a negative, or Civil Rights= negative + positive???? what? Did I hear some kind of freaky biology lesson about animals? 4 legs and 1 gender is a beast, so when 2 men have sex, they have 4 legs and 1 gender, making that act bestiality???? So, should we presume then that heterosexual sex is just as bad? that “new animal” has 4 legs and 2 genders, which would make all heterosexual couplings either transgendered, bisexual, androgynous, or even (God forgive me for this….) hermaphrodite. and there are people who sit under this man's teachings at a church somewhere? un-freaking-believable.

  3. By his math, two men missing one leg each would be just one person. I guess when they get it on, they're masturbating!I have a feeling Mr. Swailes is one of those preachers-without-a-church preachers. I haven't been able to locate a church for him at least. I wonder if Westboro Baptist is hiring?

  4. If he has a degree from a seminary, perhaps they should do a recall, because there is obviously some kind of defect with this particular product.

  5. If he has a degree from a seminary, perhaps they should do a recall, because there is obviously some kind of defect with this particular product.

  6. If he has a degree from a seminary, perhaps they should do a recall, because there is obviously some kind of defect with this particular product.

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